Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
(Switch to "All Regions" and "1")
Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more people when you are finished.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
He's a monkey who seems to work out a lot. Okay, I'm probably going to be persuaded into taking steroids.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Not sure if creeped out or intrigued with awesome.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Why would he need to look, he can blow up!
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Meh, I don't know.
6.This Pokémon is your boyfriend/ girlfriend.
Okay, I'm guessing her name is Susan.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Well it's a crow that likes black magic, so I'm good.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Since I don't like cheesecake I don't care. On the upside
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Shocking, I know.
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
How delightfully disturbing.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Not sure if I should be creeped out or into this.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Ouch, the feels.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
I'm a Cat person and I don't know what to feel with this.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Okay? I can't tell whether I'll creeped by his face or the fact he's a mushroom.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Again, not sure if creeped out or not.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Since it's a Pterodactyl I don't know how he'd work as a dentist.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
I can work with this and feel great afterwards.
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!